Enough.

Yep, you guessed it, this is going to be a rant.
It possesses the possibility to piss you off and I possess the right not to give a damn.
Now that we've gotten the formalities out of the way - let's begin shall we?

You want to judge, laugh at, point and whisper about a special needs child or their parents' "Inability to control their kid"? Go right ahead, but if I catch you, chances are you'll walk away feeling three inches tall, or your ass will meet the ground. Get it? Got it? Good. There's a special place reserved in Hell for you. Fuck off.

I used to think that manners were engrained in our DNA - boy oh boy was that a misconception. I cannot tell you how often I have to bite my tongue, when I (or someone that I love) extends courtesies to someone in public, only to be met with a nose in the air or simple, blatant disregard. Seriously? Oh of course your Highness, we have nothing better to do than to be nice to an inconsiderate asshole like yourself, it's OUR pleasure. Go play in traffic.

It's called CUSTOMER SERVICE, how about you do your damn job, correctly, friendly, and with a smile, before I turn your shitty attitude around on you, hmm? In today's economy, I'm sure there is someone out here more than willing to do your job the RIGHT way without insulting or offending those of us using your services. Sit on a spike.

So, you're in your twenties, thirties, or older and you have nothing better to do than talk about other people behind their back (although you lick their ass until it shines when in their presence), tell and/or believe rumors and lies? You are quite the winner. Your mother should be so proud. I hope you trip at a circus right behind an elephant, and he shits right into your open mouth. Maybe then you'll learn to keep it shut unless you're saying something INTELLIGENT. Oh and if we are unsure about that word, it's called a dictionary - go buy one.

Don't call yourself a friend unless you can occasionally check on the well being of this person, and know at least SOME details about them and their life. I understand things happen, and we don't always feel like talking, or we can't because we're busy - but really, when you're going several months without speaking to someone, and THEN you call them when YOU WANT something or want to bitch about your significant other,and how idiotic they are, or how horrible they are to you - yet on FACEBOOK you're all "oh my so and so is the BEST PERSON EVER and my life is great" you are wasting your "friend's" time and you need to stop lying to yourself, otherwise one day this friend is gonna start forwarding texts, emails, or wtfe and you will deserve it. Straighten the hell up.

Pretending to be someone's friend just because of who they are, what they have, or what you think they can get you. Ohhhh what the little opportunist you are (again, dictionary) and trust me, someone, somewhere knows your game and is sick of your shit. As such, they'll make damn sure to put you on blast. How about you try being a decent human being, and stop acting like the world revolves around you? It doesn't revolve around ANY of us... and besides you can get anywhere you want all on your OWN, you don't have to use others to get there. So stop with the fake shit. People can see you're as real as a set of breast implants. Take a dose of grow the hell up.

And now, back to your regularly scheduled programming.
That is all.